Hello, whomever you may be, to this article.
As you may or may not know, I used to be an avid contributor to this News site. However, circumstances in life, a job, school, responsibilities naturally got in the way of my hobbies (habits) on Newsvine. Anyways, work has been slow lately, and I sit here at my desk, bored as any human can possibly be, browsing the web, waiting (and actually somehow in the darkest dimensions of an endless abyss) and hoping that my trusted engineer bosses come back to throw their red penned blueprint mark-ups in my face to sit and enjoy drafting on AutoCAD.
However, I then thought to myself, what better way to spend the time than to peruse through all my old writings and seeds, reading my comments and the comments of my friends (whom I have almost nearly forgotten, so please forgive me) on Newsvine? 'A fantastic idea!!' I then thought, and I happened to enjoy it so much, it (Newsvine) inspired me to write this jocular (However you define comical) essay.
Anyways, enough about me (finally). The purpose of this poorly written article was to inform you to inform me of you. I wouldn't mind to talk to some of my old friends, and I must tell you now that even though I was incredibly informed of modern American themes and somewhat of a politico, I have defeated that aspect of my being in favor of a more relaxed composure (as this site commonly made me rip my hair out, and caused stress). Which begs the question "How does a computer make you go crazy?" Anyways, I do digress, as my point (if there was one) has been made.
So if you would kindly, and with a good Newsvine howdy,
TALK TO ME!